back by popular demand, it's the second annual awesome listener question show!
i answer your burning queries, read your letters, give shaky advice, dole out admonishments, and round up the year with a bang.
it's uncensored, it's supersized, and it's all yours. happy new year!
join film director and dance maven adam shankman as they stomp through meeting rick james, toddler identity crises, evil therapists, teenage addiction, learning from falling down, fleeing your sexuality, filthy film sets, the joy of blowing shit up, nuclear halos of sadness, and making the dewan-tatum baby. plus adam tries to jump from a speeding car, and we say goodbye to cory monteith.
girl on guy thinks it can dance.
december's bonus episode is with larry king. that is all.
join rock artist kii arens and aisha as they churn through the pussy riot dilemma, treacherous ice, the krofft feud, art snobbery, farmland murders, making a logo, rebooting woodstock, idea theft, and following your gut. plus kii makes his film debut in graffiti bridge, and gets upbraided by prince himself.
girl on guy is bathing in the purple rain.
join columnist, author and activist dan savage and aisha has they rage about sucking it up for jesus, being hot for leif garett, honoring thy father and mother, sympathy for ted haggard, redefining marital success, double bagging it, honesty versus kindness, and obliterating the center. plus dan says exactly the wrong thing at the right time, every time.
girl on guy is singing the alphabet song.
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join sullivan and son's owen benjamin and aisha as they joust through life on the road, low expectations, getting jumped at the dance, courting the back of the room, the emptiness inside, comedy making you sad, being a good drunk, sexualizing grandmothers, contemplating your mortality, and rebooting your life. plus owen plays bach and talks about his dick, and aisha ruins breaking bad.
girl on guy wants to high five you till it hurts.
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join cheyenne and aisha as they discuss nazi neighbors, mormon handjobs, gifts of the spirit, joining the circus, terrible gaydar, moving to babylon, batting booze cleanup, getting clarity, being gentle and strong, and burning down your life. plus aisha makes uncomfortable eye contact and cheyenne has a secular rumspringa.
girl on guy has an adorable girl boner.
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join comedian tom rhodes and aisha as they discuss growing baby comics, touring the south, san francisco’s murderers’ row, shitting in all four corners, sweaty nervous powders, living like a dog, living like a king, missing out on the dalai lama, enraged cycling, and becoming dutch. plus aisha has a terrible memory and dan meets a magical gnome.
girl on guy owes you a gentle forehead kiss.
join the nerdist's matt mira and aisha as they haze aisha’s assistant and discuss jobs in landscaping, hipster glassware, building models, frakes’ beard, hollywood’s lack of vision, old television, the math of the a-team, making the pro-you decision, and being a self-starter.
plus matt and aisha go deep into darkness, then matt lives like a baller for a painfully short amount of time.
girl on guy says kirk went dick first.
join scandal's dan bucatinsky and aisha as they debate television humjobs, being postracial, not apologizing for torture, obeying the animal mind, the management of fear, marital murder threats, giving yourself permission to be creative, having to come out repeatedly and web therapy. plus dan and aisha reminisce about their good old days, and dan’s kid makes him black out.
girl on guy is a gladiator.
join director, writer and actor david wain and aisha as they amble through uncontrollable somnolence, the cocksureness of youth, sterilizing the yak, the implosion of the state, comedy for gracious living, the mad tv debacle, liars with money, resisting panic and purchasing your own work. plus david has an existential crisis, and aisha does everything david tells her to.
girl on guy wants to be your prefriend.
Join director ernest dickerson and aisha as they slice through drawing movies, urban myths, pulling all nighters, medical horrors, meeting john sayles, rainy days on the film set, why first days are the hardest, protecting your film, creative desperation, zombie creation, and why every film is terrifying. plus ernest gets lucky in dc, and aisha is mentally scarred for life by a certain japanese film.
girl on guy is moving to our nation’s capital.
join powerhouse athlete gabby reece and aisha as they smash through training dolphins in mexico city, horrifying height realizations, drinking rum in the islands, shacking up with the principal, outselling michael jordan, the controversy of submission, and funny times in the waffle house parking lot. plus aisha and gabby reflect on being a coupla big bitches, and gabby is living in the movie point break.
girl on guy is done with sketchy guys.
join nick kroll of the league and kroll show and aisha live from la podfest as they bleat about pitching harrison ford, fetishizing jews, playing a caveman, weiner camels, richchester and poorchester, black people on friends, and words that start with m.
plus nick and aisha get drunk and ignore the audience, nick makes one of the most disgusting dick jokes ever, and aisha can't stop laughing.
girl on guy is going to take a pass on the spicy mayonnaise.
join greg grunberg and aisha as they blow through growing up bel air adjacent, driving joel silver, f-bombing auditions, transactional respect, double fisting network shows, winning the internet, cannabis therapy, having a monster best friend, escaping a big ass spider, and rocking with the band from tv. plus greg helps demystify epilepsy, and aisha pronounces machete really hard.
girl on guy needs a big-ass can of bug spray.
join supernatural's jared padalecki and aisha for a rematch live at comic-con 2013 as they rant about sweating antihistamine, new york minutes, rejecting fame, geriatric zombies, selective disasters, entering the fishbowl, homoerotic fan art, nightmare casting directors, supernatural season 9, bros before hoes, and ceiling pipe pullups. plus jared pulls a he-man on the eurostar.
girl on guy promises the sequel is even better than the original.
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join ign gaming guru greg miller and aisha as they walkthrough getting your dream job, wearing your own swag, being persistent, internet hypocrisy, not being that guy, moving your goalposts, comment responsibility, giving the audience everything, oreo porn, and making a movie calzone. plus greg explains why PC gamers are so rabid, and aisha still doesn't get it.
girl on guy really wants a golden birthday cake.
join canuck comedy commando tom green and aisha as they skate through military parenting tactics, the war of far northern aggression, organized rhyme, getting drunk in quebec, canadian strippers, fame's wreck effects, perceived insanity, near-death experiences, the oppressive weight of guilt, rejecting regret, and drinking your way off the apprentice. plus tom wants you to know his junk is just fine, thankyouverymuch.
girl on guy got fingered.
join actor-slash-director-slash-jedi of kindness josh radnor and aisha as they… wait for it… hug it out over the power of words, avoiding the news, milk with dinner, funereal liars, doing one thing at a time, radical acceptance, the nature of suffering, and girls that make you feel something. plus aisha sets a record for gleeful swearing, and josh makes some bad choices in a small town.
girl on guy is super sorry about your mom's car.
join rock and roll prince jack osbourne and aisha as they ride off the rails over having a rock star father, the cocaine 80s, fucked up chicken, automobile somnolence, offstage ambivalence and onstage rage, hiding your prescriptions, hanging with incubus, running for your life, the origins of the osbournes, telling the whole truth, and ozzy's jar of shadows. plus jack needs a good hosing down, and he and aisha come up with the best name for flavored booze, ever. girl on guy is gonna need a change of clothes.
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girl on guy is on hiatus until september 17 so aisha can climb trees, wrestle puppies, eat ice cream, and make a hammock out of the delicate hairs plucked from the necks of hummingbirds. oh, and also drink beer and play video games and sleep and stuff. in the meantime, get her new book 'self-inflicted wounds,' available in hardcover, ebook and audiobook; watch her every tuesday on the brand new whose line is it anyway? tuesdays on the cw; see her every day on the talk on cbs; enjoy GOG episodes you haven't listened to yet and re-listen to ones you have; and visit girlonguy.net to get your premium subscription and enjoy exclusive episodes of girl on guy that are only available to very special people like you. this hiatus will be over so quickly you won't even remember it happened — much like college, or the ufc 157 rousey/carmouche fight. armbar!
join groundbreaking galactic traveler levar burton and aisha as they boldly explore being an army brat, finding heroes, exiting the seminary, being an overachiever, escaping college, surviving fame, rebooting trek, going to directing school and relaunching the rainbow. plus levar teaches millions of kids to read. which is pretty much just awesome.
butterfly in the sky, girl on guy can go twice as high.
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join serj tankian of system of a down and aisha as they sift through difficult beginnings, the armenian genocide, how culture influences art, destroying something you built, being specifically unspecific, the pressure to break apart, rejecting expectations, the cage of success, and staying creatively fresh. plus serj composes sweeping symphonies, while aisha plays chopsticks. this episode brought to you in part by amazon. visit girlonguy.net to shop amazon and support the show, to order "self-inflicted wounds", to donate, and for all your podcast needs.
girl on guy left the keys upon the table.
join mc chali 2na of jurassic 5 and aisha as they dig through escaping madness, the refuge of comic books, early birds and their worms, painting outside the lines, meeting hollywood royalty, the sting of brutal honesty, curating your audience, the half-life of a band, playing punk audiences, and what it takes to get on magazine covers. plus hip hop saves chali's life, and hip hop almost ends it. girl on guy finish first.
this show brought to you by adult swim. the new seasons of children's hospital and ntsf:sd:suv start thursday july 25 at midnight on adult swim. visit adultswim.com for info, and visit girlonguy.net to shop amazon and support the show, to order "self-inflicted wounds", to donate, and all your podcast needs.
join kumail nanjiani of the indoor kids and the new comedy central special beta male and aisha as they dig through difficult names, how google is stalking you, the virus of bad information, the twitter pit of unfounded rage, being into weird meat, disproportionate assured destruction, mad magazine, personal freedoms, ancient beefs, all of the video games ever, and being your own brown person. plus kumail really likes shaking hands, and aisha is cut out of bioshock infinite.
girl on guy would like to shake your hand. like, a lot.